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You are here: Newsletters > January 2000 > Need A Shrink?
ERRI proudly announces its newest service -- Equi-therapy.
We have recently acquired a number of fine, well-trained, four-legged, hooved therapists and are now seeking patients ... uh, that is, adopters, who could use a break from the hustle and bustle of daily life.
Our equine therapists are certified by the Worldwide Horses Administering Therapy (WHAT!?!) Association, and specialize in Demanding Attention; Demonstrating Great Need; Being Eager to Please for a Carrot; and Patience in Grooming.
If you find life a little fast-paced ... if the daily grind sometimes gets you down ... if, deep down, you know you have a lot of love to give if only someone would understand you ... then have we got a solution for you.
Forget your psychiatrist! Adopt an ERRI Equine and leave your troubles behind!
Horses Ready for Adoption
Therapists in Training (Rehab):
Mosquito: pony
MT: Thoroughbred
Outlaw: Thoroughbred
Tobea: Arab cross
Adozio: Trakenor cross
Midnite Black: Oldenburg
These horses are working hard and will be ready for adoption soon!